Largest Agricultural Sector: 126th Largest Information Technology Sector: 305th Most Devout: 395th
The Celestial Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.291 billion Eoghanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,362 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the clergy of Euanian remains a single-sex institution, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 445th in the world and 3rd in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,673.99 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 305thMost Devout: 395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 445thHighest Poor Incomes: 452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 568thLargest Black Market: 839thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,400thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,655thMost Stationary: 2,107thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,135thHighest Economic Output: 2,381stHighest Average Incomes: 2,490thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,053rdBest Weather: 4,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,547thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,249thMost Influential: 7,715thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,829thLowest Crime Rates: 8,940thMost Income Equality: 10,903rdMost Authoritarian: 10,991stMost Efficient Economies: 11,987thHighest Drug Use: 14,553rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 266th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 449th in the regionMost Income Equality: 564th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 574th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the clergy of Euanian remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Eoghania.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.

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