The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.333 billion Eoghanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,441 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eoghania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by King Euan to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 140,168^th in the world and 5,525^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.62 Bananas Ingested Per Day.