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Largest Agricultural Sector: 135th Largest Information Technology Sector: 328th Most Devout: 392nd
The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.84 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,037 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,543 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, increasing numbers of children in Eoghania have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Eoghanians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 113,472nd in the world and 5,135th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 328thMost Devout: 392ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 439thHighest Poor Incomes: 473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 570thLargest Black Market: 837thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,561stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,813thMost Stationary: 1,875thHighest Economic Output: 2,315thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,549thHighest Average Incomes: 2,553rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,730thBest Weather: 4,407thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,455thMost Influential: 7,950thLargest Populations: 8,447thLowest Crime Rates: 8,598thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,189thMost Authoritarian: 10,395thMost Efficient Economies: 10,918thMost Income Equality: 11,682nd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 273rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 560th in the regionMost Income Equality: 642nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Eoghanians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, increasing numbers of children in Eoghania have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.

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