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Largest Agricultural Sector: 207thMost Devout: 502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 600th
The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Eoghania

Population24.106 billion

CapitalRehiderah
LeaderKing Euan
FaithEuanian

CurrencyEoghanian Credit
AnimalSmaragdusian Cat

The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.106 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,370 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,255 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether King Euan is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 27,609th in the world and 1,425th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.54 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 207thMost Devout: 502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 931stHighest Disposable Incomes: 960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,254thHighest Economic Output: 1,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,835thLargest Black Market: 1,858thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,515thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,181stHighest Average Incomes: 3,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,097thBest Weather: 4,208thLowest Crime Rates: 4,534thLargest Populations: 5,898thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,436thMost Authoritarian: 9,550thMost Efficient Economies: 9,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,547thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,146thMost Developed: 16,394thSmartest Citizens: 16,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,703rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,749thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,006th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 154th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionBest Weather: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 232nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 271st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 436th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 505th in the regionMost Extreme: 517th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether King Euan is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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