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Largest Agricultural Sector: 122nd Most Devout: 405th Most Efficient Economies: 434th
The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Eoghania

Population14.455 billion

CapitalRehiderah
LeaderKing Euan
FaithEuanian

CurrencyEoghanian Credit
AnimalSmaragdusian Cat

The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.455 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,451 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,744 Eoghanian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 1,984th in the world and 53rd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 490.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 122ndMost Devout: 405thMost Efficient Economies: 434thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537thMost Corrupt Governments: 568thLargest Black Market: 1,021stMost Stationary: 1,692ndTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,984thHighest Economic Output: 2,164thHighest Average Incomes: 2,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,557thBest Weather: 3,955thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,381stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,639thLowest Crime Rates: 5,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,740thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,834thMost Influential: 7,586thLargest Populations: 7,598thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,327thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,307thMost Conservative: 16,934th
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 257th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 428th in the regionRudest Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 549th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 640th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.

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