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Largest Agricultural Sector: 151st Largest Information Technology Sector: 393rd Most Devout: 395th
The Celestial Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.333 billion Eoghanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,441 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eoghania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by King Euan to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 140,168th in the world and 5,525th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.62 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rdMost Devout: 395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 458thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485thHighest Poor Incomes: 508thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 538thMost Corrupt Governments: 559thLargest Black Market: 857thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,324thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,725thMost Stationary: 1,809thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,901stHighest Economic Output: 2,237thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,601stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,956thBest Weather: 4,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,201stTop
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Most Influential: 7,684thLowest Crime Rates: 7,781stLargest Populations: 7,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,440thRudest Citizens: 9,616thMost Income Equality: 10,585thMost Efficient Economies: 10,824thMost Authoritarian: 13,985th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 183rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 198th in the regionRudest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 251st in the regionMost Influential: 262nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 487th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, purported secret military bases are dismissed by King Euan to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, Eoghania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.

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