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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,818th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
All empires believe they are eternal
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Enyo 79

Population593 million

Currencysalt
Animalllama

The Republic of Enyo 79 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 593 million Enyo 79ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The strong Enyo 79ian economy, worth 35.9 trillion salts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,546 salts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enyo 79's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enyo 79 is ranked 227,291st in the world and 4,667th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,818th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 188th in the regionSafest: 197th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 235th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 308th in the regionMost Pacifist: 345th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 371st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Enyo 79's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Enyo 79's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Enyo 79, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.

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