The Federal Republic of Enway is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Alexander Rolvsson with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.467 billion Enwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osloholm. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enwegian economy, worth 236 trillion Enwegian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,034 Enwegian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enway's national animal is the Snow leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Enway is ranked 32,442^nd in the world and 429^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,996.85 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.