The Federal Republic of Enway is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic population of 581 million Enwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osloholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Enwegian economy, worth 73.9 trillion Enwegian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,223 Enwegian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enway's national animal is the Snow leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Enway is ranked 19,723^rd in the world and 270^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 127,223.81 Standard Monetary Units.