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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,495th Most Influential: 1,964th Largest Black Market: 2,179th
The United Mystical Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God, who let the monkeys out?
Guello Monkey Ears Bealow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.901 billion

CapitalStar Child
LeaderGuello Monkey Ears Bealow
FaithDeviate and Meditate

CurrencyEnvisan Dalai Lama
AnimalEnlightened Monkey - Badger

The United Mystical Realms of Envisa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guello Monkey Ears Bealow with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.901 billion Envisans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star Child. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Envisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Envisan Dalai Lamas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,121 Envisan Dalai Lamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young people devote their entire lives to the faith, group hugs break out during floor votes, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envisa's national animal is the Enlightened Monkey - Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deviate and Meditate.

Envisa is ranked 155,156th in the world and 7,347th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 6.87 Obesity Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,495thTop
Most Influential: 1,964thLargest Black Market: 2,179thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,953rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,516thMost Efficient Economies: 4,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,647thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,256thMost Cultured: 7,190thHighest Average Incomes: 7,266thLargest Governments: 7,308thHighest Economic Output: 7,606thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,490thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,795thLowest Crime Rates: 9,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,531stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,534thMost Developed: 10,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,120thSmartest Citizens: 12,585thRudest Citizens: 13,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,048thHealthiest Citizens: 14,455thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,380thMost Average: 16,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,482nd
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 169th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 217th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 341st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 351st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 390th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 422nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 459th in the regionRudest Citizens: 554th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 581st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 696th in the regionMost Inclusive: 710th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Envisa's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Envisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Envisa's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Envisa was endorsed by The Independent Menace of Kyorgia.
  • : Envisa was endorsed by The United Autonomous Provinces of Emeseses.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
  • : Following new legislation in Envisa, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the Rejected Realms.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Blueflarst, Emeseses, and Kyorgia.

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