by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,002nd
The Holy Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Save nature
Non-WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population15.164 billion

CapitalEnvi City


The Holy Kingdom of Envi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eniq with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 15.164 billion Envians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Envi City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Envian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion Enivrons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,776 Enivrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Envians, a bureaucratic fight over EIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, supervisors in Envi commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envi's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nature.

Envi is ranked 208,942nd in the world and 15th in Silent for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,483rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,775thMost Devout: 4,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,785thLargest Governments: 6,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,355thMost Cultured: 8,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,349thLowest Crime Rates: 9,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,678thBest Weather: 10,880thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,324thHighest Economic Output: 11,496thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,488thNicest Citizens: 12,659thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,761stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,839thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,292ndMost Developed: 14,840thHighest Food Quality: 15,433rdSmartest Citizens: 16,527thHealthiest Citizens: 19,643rdLargest Populations: 20,154thMost Pacifist: 21,245thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,939thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,735th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Envi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Envi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Envi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Envi's influence in Silent rose from "Nipper" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Envi relocated from Osiris to Silent.
  • : Envi was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Envi ceased to exist in Silent.
  • : Envi's influence in Silent rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Envi's influence in Silent fell from "Powerbroker" to "Enforcer".
  • : The Christmas Golden Republic of Qpwo appointed Envi as Non-WA Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Silent.