by Max Barry

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Nudest: 241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 581stMost Influential: 991st
The Completely Free Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Democracy Dies in Darkness; BLM
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.333 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe Great Council

CurrencyBark Entio

The Completely Free Nation of Entitize is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.333 billion Entitizeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The powerhouse Entitizean economy, worth 471 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 88,466 Bark Entios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 5,180th in the world and 65th in Forest for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 94.3 Effective Tax Rate.

Nudest: 241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 581stMost Influential: 991stBest Weather: 1,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,808thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,735thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,006thMost Pacifist: 3,423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,623rdSafest: 4,033rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,035thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,123rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,458thMost Secular: 7,654thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,722ndNicest Citizens: 8,721stMost Inclusive: 8,724thMost Cultured: 10,221stTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,511thLowest Crime Rates: 10,812thLargest Governments: 11,750thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,694thMost Developed: 18,475thMost Stationary: 19,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,793rd
Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Entitize was endorsed by The Free People of Talgarth.
  • : Entitize voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Entitize voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Entitize voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Entitize voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Entitize changed its national nation type to "Completely Free Nation".
  • : Entitize changed its national nation type to "Completely Free".
  • : Entitize voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vippertooth33".
  • : Entitize voted against the World Assembly Resolution " International Transportation Preclearance Act".
  • : Entitize voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Mikeswill".


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