by Max Barry

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Nudest: 244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 491stMost Influential: 918th
The BLM-Sympathizing Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Democracy Dies in Darkness; BLM
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.6 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe Great Council

CurrencyBark Entio

The BLM-Sympathizing Nation of Entitize is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.6 billion Entitizeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 481 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 85,898 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Entitize, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 7,792nd in the world and 66th in Forest for Most Secular, with 96.37 Atheism Rate.

Nudest: 244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 491stMost Influential: 918thBest Weather: 1,166thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,686thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,859thMost Pacifist: 3,352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,682ndSafest: 3,964thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,077thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,934thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,146thHealthiest Citizens: 7,247thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,408thMost Secular: 7,792ndNicest Citizens: 8,398thMost Inclusive: 8,693rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,203rdMost Cultured: 10,306thSmartest Citizens: 10,648thTop
Largest Governments: 11,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,184thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,729thMost Developed: 18,061stMost Stationary: 18,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,864th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the region

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