The Sinister Eco-Democracy of Entitize is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.691 billion Entitizeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Entitizean economy, worth 183 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,107 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Entitize, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The environment.

Entitize is ranked 100,600^th in the world and 228^th in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 15.84 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.