by Max Barry

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Nudest: 206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 507thMost Influential: 569th
The Direct Social Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Je me soigne avec les plantes -- BLM
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.527 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe People

CurrencyBark Entio

The Direct Social Democracy of Entitize is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.527 billion Entitizeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 864 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 90,751 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, vaccinations are mandatory, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 246,117th in the world and 335th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Nudest: 206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 507thMost Influential: 569thBest Weather: 1,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,716thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,549thSafest: 3,888thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,060thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,368thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,718thHealthiest Citizens: 7,005thHighest Food Quality: 7,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,030thMost Secular: 8,271stNicest Citizens: 9,011thMost Inclusive: 9,023rdSmartest Citizens: 10,245thLowest Crime Rates: 10,351stMost Cultured: 10,505thLargest Governments: 11,358thTop
Most Stationary: 13,611thMost Developed: 14,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,571stMost Income Equality: 18,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,578thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,679th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the region

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