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Nudest: 109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475thMost Influential: 797th
The Direct Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Je me soigne avec les plantes -- BLM
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Entitize

Population7.244 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe People

CurrencyBark Entio
AnimalEntity

The Direct Democracy of Entitize is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.244 billion Entitizeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 629 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,951 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entitize recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, fat-shaming is now public policy, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 6,950th in the world and 101st in Forest for Highest Food Quality, scoring 174.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Nudest: 109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475thMost Influential: 797thBest Weather: 1,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,619thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,395thMost Pacifist: 3,595thSafest: 3,884thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,117thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,990thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,885thHighest Food Quality: 6,950thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,014thHealthiest Citizens: 7,303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,721stMost Secular: 7,824thMost Inclusive: 8,763rdNicest Citizens: 8,796thLowest Crime Rates: 10,214thMost Cultured: 10,497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,690thSmartest Citizens: 10,822ndTop
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Largest Governments: 11,967thMost Developed: 14,215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,597thMost Stationary: 16,179thMost Income Equality: 17,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,794thHighest Drug Use: 22,827th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Entitize changed its national leader to "The People".
  • : Following new legislation in Entitize, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Entitize, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Entitize, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Entitize, Entitize recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Entitize endorsed The Royal State of Daarwyrth.
  • : Entitize was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Entitize voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
  • : Entitize was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Entitize was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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