The Direct Social Democracy of Entitize is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.527 billion Entitizeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 864 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 90,751 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, vaccinations are mandatory, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 246,117^th in the world and 335^th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.