by Max Barry

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Nudest: 207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 498thMost Influential: 841st
The BLM-Sympathizing Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Democracy Dies in Darkness; BLM
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.571 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe Great Council

CurrencyBark Entio

The BLM-Sympathizing Nation of Entitize is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.571 billion Entitizeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 567 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 86,305 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Entitize, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 16,556th in the world and 111th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,529.46 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Nudest: 207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 498thMost Influential: 841stBest Weather: 1,164thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,648thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,602ndMost Pacifist: 3,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,625thSafest: 3,887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,013thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,413thHealthiest Citizens: 7,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,860thMost Secular: 8,090thNicest Citizens: 8,831stMost Inclusive: 9,299thLowest Crime Rates: 10,214thMost Cultured: 10,425thSmartest Citizens: 10,713thLargest Governments: 11,967thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,556thMost Developed: 17,146thMost Stationary: 17,373rdMost Income Equality: 19,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,761stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,727th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 17th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the region

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