by Max Barry

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Nudest: 673rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 962nd Best Weather: 1,799th
The Sinister Eco-Democracy of
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Population2.691 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe Great Council
FaithThe environment

CurrencyBark Entio

The Sinister Eco-Democracy of Entitize is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.691 billion Entitizeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Entitizean economy, worth 183 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,107 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Entitize, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The environment.

Entitize is ranked 100,600th in the world and 228th in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 15.84 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Nudest: 673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 962ndTop
Best Weather: 1,799thMost Influential: 2,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,351stMost Pacifist: 5,855thMost Secular: 6,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,204thSafest: 6,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,121stTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,487thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,156thNicest Citizens: 10,559thHealthiest Citizens: 10,769thMost Inclusive: 12,281stMost Cultured: 14,082ndSmartest Citizens: 14,813thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,702nd
Nudest: 4th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the region

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