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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,003rdMost Pacifist: 9,193rd
The Hellenic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ελευθερία ή Θάνατος
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Enosis Hellena

Population5.395 billion

CapitalAthena
LeaderKaterina Sakellaropoulou
FaithHellenic Orthodox

CurrencyEuro
AnimalMyths and Dolphins

The Hellenic People's Republic of Enosis Hellena is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Katerina Sakellaropoulou with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.395 billion Hellenas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athena. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellena economy, worth 555 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,025 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Hellena politicians, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enosis Hellena's national animal is the Myths and Dolphins and its national religion is Hellenic Orthodox.

Enosis Hellena is ranked 142,439th in the world and 244th in The Free Nations Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 515.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,528thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,003rdMost Pacifist: 9,193rdNicest Citizens: 13,520thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,215thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,912thMost Patriotic: 16,063rdMost Cultured: 17,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,320thMost Devout: 20,711thMost Developed: 20,866thLowest Crime Rates: 20,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,374thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,166thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,637thHighest Food Quality: 24,175thHealthiest Citizens: 24,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,641stSafest: 25,639th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Enosis Hellena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Enosis Hellena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, business is banging at no-tell motels.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Hellena politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, Hellena watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Enosis Hellena, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.

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