The Hellenic People's Republic of Enosis Hellena is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Katerina Sakellaropoulou with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.395 billion Hellenas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athena. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellena economy, worth 555 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,025 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Hellena politicians, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enosis Hellena's national animal is the Myths and Dolphins and its national religion is Hellenic Orthodox.

Enosis Hellena is ranked 142,439^th in the world and 244^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 515.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.