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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,216thLargest Black Market: 2,919th
The Small Kibbutz of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My Pen is Huge
Danny Rand
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Enormous Gentiles

Population17.592 billion

CapitalTinytown
LeaderDanny Rand
FaithBaseball

CurrencyShiny Bling
AnimalJackalope Fox

The Small Kibbutz of Enormous Gentiles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Danny Rand with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.592 billion Enormous Gentilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinytown. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enormous Gentilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Shiny Blings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,197 Shiny Blings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government merely pays lip service to Baseball, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Tinytown Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enormous Gentiles's national animal is the Jackalope Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Baseball.

Enormous Gentiles is ranked 221,500th in the world and 6,716th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.66 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,216thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,919thFattest Citizens: 3,771stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,943rdMost Devout: 4,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,116thHighest Economic Output: 6,637thLargest Retail Industry: 8,214thLowest Crime Rates: 8,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,474thLargest Populations: 9,620thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,822ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,210thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,415thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,435thMost Efficient Economies: 17,865thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,018thHighest Average Incomes: 20,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,497th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 156th in the regionFattest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Devout: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 281st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 317th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 412th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 442nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 448th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 500th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 679th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 685th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 704th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Empire of Jyggalag, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Dead, Most Zombified, Most Survivors, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Tinytown Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Enormous Gentiles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, the government merely pays lip service to Baseball.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Enormous Gentiles, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.

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