Largest Cheese Export Sector: 163rd Highest Crime Rates: 768th Most Armed: 1,064th
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.877 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 702 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 54,520 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the nation is so apathetic that Ennui On The Mountainians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 44,052nd in the world and 4th in Loamhedge for Most Primitive, scoring -1.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 163rdHighest Crime Rates: 768thMost Armed: 1,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,597thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,472ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,125thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,681stRudest Citizens: 4,664thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,569thMost Avoided: 5,582ndTop
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Largest Populations: 8,097thMost Stationary: 9,387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,683rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,356thMost Devout: 14,225thHighest Economic Output: 14,802ndLargest Black Market: 15,813th

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