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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 339th Highest Crime Rates: 753rd Most Armed: 1,084th
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Left-Leaning College State
meh
Influence
Handshaker
Delicious Cake
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ennui On The Mountain

Population15.048 billion

CapitalYawn City
LeaderThe Manager

Currencymeh
Animalsloth

The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.048 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, with Environment and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 67,613 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 10,899th in the world and 1st in Loamhedge for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 80.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 339thHighest Crime Rates: 753rdMost Armed: 1,084thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,497thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,693rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,417thRudest Citizens: 4,701stMost Avoided: 4,965thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,579thLargest Populations: 6,977thMost Stationary: 7,158thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,188thTop
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Most Secular: 8,874thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,654thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,899thHighest Economic Output: 11,302ndLargest Black Market: 12,130thHighest Drug Use: 13,272ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,311thNudest: 15,296th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
  • : Ennui On The Mountain lodged a message on the Loamhedge Regional Message Board.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek".

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