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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 219th Highest Crime Rates: 758th Most Armed: 1,053rd
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Left-Leaning College State
meh
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.474 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, with Environment and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 784 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,245 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Manager's new android secretary is the latest media darling, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and big game hunters travel to Ennui On The Mountain to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 124,737th in the world and 6th in Loamhedge for Most Income Equality, scoring 17.23 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 219thHighest Crime Rates: 758thMost Armed: 1,053rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,898thFattest Citizens: 2,489thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,339thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,597thRudest Citizens: 3,706thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,359thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,437thMost Avoided: 5,908thLargest Populations: 7,720thMost Stationary: 8,367thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,058thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,013thHighest Economic Output: 13,643rdMost Devout: 15,123rdLargest Black Market: 17,609th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, big game hunters travel to Ennui On The Mountain to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, The Manager's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.

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