The Republic of Enlilkisar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ewanobi McGrenobi with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.921 billion Enlilkisarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stewjon. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Enlilkisarian economy, worth 750 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 84,096 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enlilkisar's national animal is the newt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enlilkisar is ranked 17,058^th in the world and 635^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.