The Sapphic Witches of Enlais is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Koi Hamigama with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.375 billion Enlesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyouhai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enlesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,544 trillion weis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 319,081 weis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enlais's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seippoism.

Enlais is ranked 1,928^th in the world and 7^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,739.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.