The Queendom of Enjamtivo is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 390 million Enjamtivoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cradled Cathedral. The average income tax rate is 10.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Enjamtivoan economy, worth 22.1 trillion Linkknots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,538 Linkknots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enjamtivo's national animal is the Trapdoor Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enjamtivo is ranked 139,487^th in the world and 2,329^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,538.66 Standard Monetary Units.