The Pushy Peoples of Eniaus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.644 billion Eniausians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leyd. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eniausian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Blams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Woodchip Exports and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 64,024 Blams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and getting a blood transfusion from an Eniausian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eniaus's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Eniaus is ranked 12,139^th in the world and 19^th in Declansburg for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,101.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.