by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,528th Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,811th Nicest Citizens: 5,516th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
When all else fails, play dead
Evil God Rain
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of English Valarenga is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Evil God Rain with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 3.513 billion English Valarengans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lava City. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient English Valarengan economy, worth 248 trillion Rens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,600 Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. English Valarenga's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evil God Rain.

English Valarenga is ranked 141,230th in the world and 4,089th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 35.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 3,528thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,811thNicest Citizens: 5,516thMost Armed: 6,941stMost Influential: 8,949thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,714thBest Weather: 10,313thMost Developed: 10,337thHealthiest Citizens: 10,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,395thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,272nd
Most Influential: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Armed: 267th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 306th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 422nd in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 483rd in the region

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