Most Subsidized Industry: 4,820th Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,829th Nicest Citizens: 5,966th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
When all else fails, play dead
Evil God Rain
Regional Influence
Minister of Culture
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Empire of English Valarenga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Evil God Rain with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.941 billion English Valarengans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lava City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English Valarengan economy, worth 231 trillion Rens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,602 Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, euthanasia is legal, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and Lava City is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. English Valarenga's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

English Valarenga is ranked 48,189th in the world and 1,807th in Balder for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 5,760.59 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 4,820thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,829thNicest Citizens: 5,966thBest Weather: 6,309thTop
Most Developed: 8,034thHealthiest Citizens: 8,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,657thMost Efficient Economies: 10,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,382ndMost Influential: 12,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,197thMost Devout: 14,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,010th
Most Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 200th in the regionNicest Citizens: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 230th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 253rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 350th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 361st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the region

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