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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,542nd
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Motto
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Eneomaos

Population166 million

CurrencyCubit
AnimalStarbuck

The Empire of Eneomaos is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 166 million Eneomaors hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The Eneomaosian economy, worth 9.65 trillion Cubits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,119 Cubits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, large sections of Eneomaos have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown. Eneomaos's national animal is the Starbuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eneomaos is ranked 40,649th in the world and 5th in Selene for Rudest Citizens, with 75.5 Insults Per Minute.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,542nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, large sections of Eneomaos have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Eneomaos, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.

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