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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 467th Largest Gambling Industry: 801st Most Avoided: 815th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Exclusier Ever Upward
Ting Tang Tong
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Endorrow

Population13.644 billion

CapitalMindoro
LeaderTing Tang Tong
FaithGroovanism

CurrencyEndorrowian Pellar
AnimalFalcon

The Republic of Endorrow is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ting Tang Tong with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.644 billion Endorrowians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mindoro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Endorrowian economy, worth a remarkable 2,663 trillion Endorrowian Pellars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 195,192 Endorrowian Pellars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 775,746 per year while the poor average 33,125, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, Ting Tang Tong sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, and garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Endorrow's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Groovanism.

Endorrow is ranked 20,798th in the world and 1st in League of Independant Nations for Most Pro-Market, scoring 74.89 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 467thLargest Gambling Industry: 801stMost Avoided: 815thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 865thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 917thFattest Citizens: 1,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,528thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,571stLargest Mining Sector: 1,617thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,755thHighest Crime Rates: 1,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,192ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,309thMost Efficient Economies: 2,877thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,933rdRudest Citizens: 3,533rdMost Armed: 3,590thHighest Economic Output: 4,177thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,976thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,015thHighest Average Incomes: 6,184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,434thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,919thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,388thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,583rdLargest Populations: 13,253rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,628thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,757th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Endorrow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Endorrow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Endorrow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, Ting Tang Tong sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Endorrow, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.

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