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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,816thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,452nd
The Leader of EEE of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Iím gonna make this entire region spring dog land
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Population1.314 billion

CapitalTrents house

CurrencyStar coins
AnimalDo the mario

The Leader of EEE of EndoPuppet1134 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.314 billion Spring Dogs get the guns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trents house. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Spring dog economy, worth 140 trillion Star coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,615 Star coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Spring dog language, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EndoPuppet1134's national animal is the Do the mario, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

EndoPuppet1134 is ranked 7,341st in the world and 345th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 706.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,816thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,452ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,063rdMost Devout: 3,462ndMost Avoided: 4,172ndMost Primitive: 4,175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,111thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,701stNudest: 7,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,936thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,434thLargest Black Market: 10,754thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,118thMost Authoritarian: 13,636thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,852ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,845th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 94th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Devout: 171st in the regionMost Primitive: 219th in the regionMost Avoided: 241st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 336th in the regionNudest: 345th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 543rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 686th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 690th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 704th in the region

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