Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 99th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th
The Ancient Occult Hivemind of
Democratic Socialists
Tekeli-li!
Tekeli-chan
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Ancient Occult Hivemind of Emville is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tekeli-chan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.124 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waifutopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Waifus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 204,847 Waifus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ammit.

Emville is ranked 160,914th in the world and 6th in South Ammitica for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -39.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 56thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 99thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114thMost Advanced Public Education: 157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Developed: 178thMost Inclusive: 186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 208thLowest Crime Rates: 227thMost Pacifist: 228thSafest: 262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 271stLargest Welfare Programs: 274thLargest Governments: 282ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298thLongest Average Lifespans: 310thMost Cultured: 383rdBest Weather: 384thHealthiest Citizens: 489thHighest Poor Incomes: 600thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 896thMost Subsidized Industry: 945thSmartest Citizens: 1,307thNicest Citizens: 1,400thTop
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,978thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,974thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,756thHighest Economic Output: 3,878thHighest Average Incomes: 3,965thMost Income Equality: 4,513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,631stTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 10,169thHighest Drug Use: 11,955thLargest Populations: 12,171stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,751st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, all industry is owned and run by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.

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