by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 59th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd
The Ancient Occult Hivemind of
Democratic Socialists
Tekeli-li!
Tekeli-chan
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Ancient Occult Hivemind of Emville is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tekeli-chan with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.696 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waifutopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Waifus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 209,833 Waifus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ammit.

Emville is ranked 168,101st in the world and 30th in North Ammitica for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196thMost Developed: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 205thMost Pacifist: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 245thMost Inclusive: 250thSafest: 260thLargest Governments: 275thMost Beautiful Environments: 282ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 319thBest Weather: 397thMost Cultured: 398thHealthiest Citizens: 465thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 657thMost Cheerful Citizens: 876thHighest Poor Incomes: 899thMost Subsidized Industry: 971stSmartest Citizens: 1,291stNicest Citizens: 1,461stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,660thHighest Economic Output: 3,607thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,749thHighest Average Incomes: 3,858thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,847thMost Efficient Economies: 8,597thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,581stMost Income Equality: 14,116th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Emville's influence in North Ammitica rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Emville was endorsed by The Federation of South Arachovia.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, bars are packed at all hours.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Gremlinsburg, Solvada, Masaka Rodero, Aplurhan, Lost Village Mayohiga, and South Arachovia.

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