by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd
The Ancient Occult Hivemind of
Democratic Socialists
Tekeli-li!
Tekeli-chan
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Ancient Occult Hivemind of Emville is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tekeli-chan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.186 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waifutopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,247 trillion Waifus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 200,914 Waifus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, the endangered saltwater humpback Shoggoth is only seen in captivity programs, Emvilleans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ammit.

Emville is ranked 150,208th in the world and 32nd in North Ammitica for Fattest Citizens, with 2.03 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 128thMost Advanced Public Education: 144thLargest Welfare Programs: 193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 204thMost Developed: 215thMost Pacifist: 228thLowest Crime Rates: 244thSafest: 270thHighest Average Tax Rates: 277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 288thMost Inclusive: 299thLongest Average Lifespans: 326thLargest Governments: 359thBest Weather: 377thMost Cultured: 414thHealthiest Citizens: 479thMost Efficient Economies: 665thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 754thMost Cheerful Citizens: 842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,293rdSmartest Citizens: 1,341stNicest Citizens: 1,464thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,056thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,419thHighest Economic Output: 3,707thHighest Average Incomes: 4,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,883rdTop
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Largest Populations: 10,910th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, Emvilleans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Emville was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the endangered saltwater humpback Shoggoth is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Emville was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

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