by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,600thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,790thMost Influential: 5,152nd
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are emune
The Great Emu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.506 billion

LeaderThe Great Emu


The Holy Empire of Emulini is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great Emu with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.506 billion Emulinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dam. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emulinian economy, worth 357 trillion Grasses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,797 Grasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Emulini allowed its WA membership to lapse, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emulini's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dankism.

Emulini is ranked 36,232nd in the world and 199th in 10000 Islands for Most Average, scoring 46.58 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Armed: 3,600thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,790thMost Influential: 5,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,654thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,837thMost Efficient Economies: 11,311thMost Inclusive: 11,496thLargest Governments: 11,983rdMost Developed: 12,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,076thNicest Citizens: 14,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,351stHighest Average Incomes: 15,287thSmartest Citizens: 15,555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,048thMost Cultured: 18,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,151stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,265thLowest Crime Rates: 20,531st
Most Armed: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Kachikawawa, Anisopterra, Dustwind, and Waitiki.

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