by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 9,793rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,562nd Largest Populations: 11,974th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For the Empire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Emporer Islands

Population11.431 billion

CapitalEmporer Islands City
LeaderEmperor of the CPE


The Empire of Emporer Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.431 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 838 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,322 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 109,880th in the world and 11th in Central Pacific Empire for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 49.64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Armed: 9,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,562ndLargest Populations: 11,974thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,823rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,003rdHighest Economic Output: 14,053rdMost Devout: 14,765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,751st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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