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Largest Mining Sector: 1,812thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,460th
The Unified Military Coalition of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We can “Do” it
General Lentz and Warboss Gutblasta
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Empoleon Corporation

Population3.212 billion

CapitalBahnland
LeaderGeneral Lentz and Warboss Gutblasta
FaithRoman Catholicism and Gork and Mork

CurrencyDollar and Teef
AnimalEagle

The Unified Military Coalition of Empoleon Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Lentz and Warboss Gutblasta with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.212 billion Empoleon Corporationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahnland. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empoleon Corporationian economy, worth 660 trillion Dollar and Teefs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,506 Dollar and Teefs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Dollar and Teefs are being blown on orbital weapons development, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, Bahnland has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Alliance of Dictators, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Bahnland make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empoleon Corporation's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism and Gork and Mork.

Empoleon Corporation is ranked 25,601st in the world and 34th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,063.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,812thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,900thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,374thMost Avoided: 3,457thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,577thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,863rdLargest Black Market: 5,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,984thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,861stMost Developed: 11,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,395thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,317thSmartest Citizens: 15,975thLargest Governments: 16,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,918thHealthiest Citizens: 18,873rdLargest Insurance Industry: 18,934thMost Authoritarian: 19,704th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the region

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