by Max Barry

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Nudest: 26thRudest Citizens: 2,189thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,330th
The Holy Imperial Federation of
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✙Unus pro omnibus, Omnes pro uno✙
Lord Bodie of Switzerland
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Empirical Switzerland is researching a cure.

Survival Rate:43.92%

Empirical Switzerland

Population1.398 billion

CapitalNew Bern
LeaderLord Bodie of Switzerland
FaithThe Swiss Reformist Church

AnimalVampire Switzcoon

The Holy Imperial Federation of Empirical Switzerland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Bodie of Switzerland with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 614 million Switizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bern. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swiss economy, worth 216 trillion Switzcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 154,791 Switzcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime is almost non-existent. Empirical Switzerland's national animal is the Vampire Switzcoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Swiss Reformist Church.

Empirical Switzerland is ranked 210,822nd in the world and 332nd in Karma for Most Avoided, scoring 0.52 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Nudest: 26thRudest Citizens: 2,189thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,330thMost Influential: 3,438thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,236thMost Efficient Economies: 5,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,371stMost Inclusive: 6,514thLargest Retail Industry: 6,531stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,407thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,797thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,359thBest Weather: 9,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,645thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,581stMost Cultured: 10,636thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,871stNicest Citizens: 12,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,548thMost Armed: 12,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,713thMost Developed: 13,155thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,557thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,586thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,989thSmartest Citizens: 14,107thMost Politically Free: 15,758thLargest Governments: 16,215thMost Survivors: 18,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,396thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,832ndLargest Black Market: 20,275thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,576thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,388th
Nudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Survivors: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the region

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