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Nudest: 19thRudest Citizens: 2,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,131st
The Holy Alpine Confederation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
✙Unus pro omnibus, Omnes pro uno✙
Lord Bodie of Switzerland
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Empirical Switzerland

Population1.16 billion

CapitalNew Bern
LeaderLord Bodie of Switzerland
FaithThe Swiss Reformist Church

CurrencySwitzcoin
AnimalSwitzcoon

The Holy Alpine Confederation of Empirical Switzerland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Bodie of Switzerland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.16 billion Switizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bern. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swiss economy, worth 163 trillion Switzcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 141,255 Switzcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is almost non-existent. Empirical Switzerland's national animal is the Switzcoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Swiss Reformist Church.

Empirical Switzerland is ranked 200,860th in the world and 285th in Karma for Most Authoritarian, with 121.48 milliStalins.

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Nudest: 19thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,131stMost Influential: 4,177thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,302ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,117thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,673rdMost Inclusive: 9,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,013thBest Weather: 10,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,885thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,822ndMost Cultured: 11,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,763rdMost Armed: 13,335thMost Developed: 14,395thMost Politically Free: 15,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,844thSmartest Citizens: 16,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,250thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,879thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,926thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,965thNicest Citizens: 19,223rdLargest Governments: 20,821stHealthiest Citizens: 21,072ndLargest Black Market: 21,781st
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Nudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the region

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