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Most Devout: 1,541st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,686th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,087th
The Holy Nation of
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Empire of Elysium

Population1.808 billion

LeaderElysium Emperor Abraham

CurrencyElysium merit card
AnimalRattle snake

The Holy Nation of Empire of Elysium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elysium Emperor Abraham with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.808 billion Elysiumites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Josephina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elysiumite economy, worth 238 trillion Elysium merit cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,052 Elysium merit cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 402,168 per year while the poor average 33,651, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, governments opposing Empire of Elysium are beset by rebels, the term "Native Elysiumite" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Elysium's national animal is the Rattle snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Empire of Elysium is ranked 69,567th in the world and 32nd in Force for Largest Populations, with 1.81 billion Capita.

Most Devout: 1,541stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,686thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,087thLargest Mining Sector: 3,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,218thMost Conservative: 5,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,176thLowest Crime Rates: 7,693rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,598thMost Authoritarian: 12,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,643rdLargest Governments: 14,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,974thHealthiest Citizens: 16,303rdMost Developed: 16,851st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the region

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