The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of Empire of Donner land is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.89 billion Donnish enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bögt. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Donnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion Donners a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,656 Donners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Donner land's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of Donner land is ranked 95,901^st in the world and 2,650^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,590.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.