The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of Empire of Donner land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.974 billion Donnish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bögt. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donnish economy, worth 559 trillion Donners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 112,567 Donners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Donner land's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of Donner land is ranked 138,156^th in the world and 14^th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Stationary, with 12.83910289408 Days.