The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of Empire of Donner land is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.465 billion Donnish enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bögt. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donnish economy, worth 964 trillion Donners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 113,950 Donners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Donnish scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, board shorts have replaced board rooms, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Donner land's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of Donner land is ranked 52,786^th in the world and 3^rd in Novae Terrae for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,197.93 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.