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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,429th
The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of
Left-Leaning College State
Fight for your Country or you won't have one.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Empire of Donner land

Population14.919 billion

CapitalBögt

CurrencyDonner
AnimalDog

The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of Empire of Donner land is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.919 billion Donnish enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bögt. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Donnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion Donners a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,800 Donners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Donner land's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of Donner land is ranked 254,058th in the world and 6,761st in Osiris for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.02 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,433rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,714thMost Developed: 6,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,164thSafest: 8,555thMost Cultured: 8,585thHighest Food Quality: 8,606thMost Inclusive: 8,630thLargest Governments: 8,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,762ndBest Weather: 10,616thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,715thSmartest Citizens: 10,851stLowest Crime Rates: 10,986thHighest Economic Output: 11,535thHealthiest Citizens: 12,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,441stNicest Citizens: 13,067thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,390thMost Efficient Economies: 16,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,355thMost Secular: 16,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,232ndLargest Populations: 19,983rdMost Patriotic: 24,105th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 289th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 341st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost Inclusive: 415th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 417th in the regionLargest Governments: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 443rd in the regionMost Cultured: 445th in the regionSafest: 461st in the regionLargest Populations: 488th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 512th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 522nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 547th in the regionBest Weather: 562nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 581st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 606th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 630th in the regionNicest Citizens: 673rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 714th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 716th in the regionMost Influential: 753rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, millions of Donnish are excellent swimmers.
  • : Empire of Donner land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Donner land, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.

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