The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of Empire of Donner land is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.919 billion Donnish enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bögt. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Donnish economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion Donners a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,800 Donners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Donner land's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of Donner land is ranked 254,058^th in the world and 6,761^st in Osiris for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.02 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.