The Snow Burning Rabble Rousers of Empire of Donner land is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.142 billion Donnish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bögt. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donnish economy, worth 811 trillion Donners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 113,574 Donners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", bike rage is all the rage, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Donner land's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of Donner land is ranked 22,289^th in the world and 6^th in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Pacifist, with 118.98 Cheeks Turned Per Day.