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Highest Economic Output: 1,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,303rdLargest Black Market: 2,552nd
The Pantokratic Dominate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Whose fire-tried hearts outlast a thousand autumns
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Emperor Pudu

Population25.892 billion

CapitalHollarum
LeaderEmperor Pudu Jilang Dengmu
Faiththe Church of the Anukai

Currencygold crown
Animalred-crested crane

The Pantokratic Dominate of Emperor Pudu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Pudu Jilang Dengmu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, flagrant waste-dumping, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.892 billion Pudites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollarum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pudite economy, worth a remarkable 4,724 trillion gold crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,469 gold crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,318 per year while the poor average 41,154, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor Pudu's national animal is the red-crested crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of the Anukai.

Emperor Pudu is ranked 6,157th in the world and 14th in Gholgoth for Most Avoided, scoring 392.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,303rdLargest Black Market: 2,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,761stLargest Populations: 3,131stLargest Mining Sector: 3,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,884thFattest Citizens: 4,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,025thLargest Governments: 5,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,082ndMost Avoided: 6,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,106thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,469thHighest Average Incomes: 8,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,133rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,738thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,792ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,050thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,402ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,659thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,790thHighest Drug Use: 17,366th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emperor Pudu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Emperor Pudu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Emperor Pudu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Emperor Pudu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Emperor Pudu, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Emperor Pudu, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Emperor Pudu was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Emperor Pudu, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Emperor Pudu, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Emperor Pudu, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.

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