by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,105thHighest Economic Output: 1,832nd
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Gloria Imperii ad Hostium Destructionem
JP the Great
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Emperor PJ

Population22.302 billion

LeaderJP the Great

CurrencyRed Dollar

The Holy Empire of Emperor PJ is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by JP the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.302 billion Emperor PJians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunnydale. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Emperor PJian economy, worth a remarkable 4,920 trillion Red Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,642 Red Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, no one born in Emperor PJ can fix a leaky faucet, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor PJ's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Emperor PJ is ranked 136,216th in the world and 5,084th in Lazarus for Most Pro-Market, scoring 35 on the Rand Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,105thHighest Economic Output: 1,832ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,858thBest Weather: 1,947thMost Cultured: 2,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,039thMost Efficient Economies: 2,056thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,469thLargest Governments: 2,579thMost Influential: 2,891stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,009thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,326thMost Developed: 3,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,490thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,420thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,521stHighest Average Incomes: 4,822ndLargest Populations: 4,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,069thSmartest Citizens: 5,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,793rdMost Stationary: 6,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,367thMost Inclusive: 7,456thLargest Black Market: 7,964thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,657thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,340thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,253rd
Healthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 182nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 278th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 307th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 317th in the regionMost Inclusive: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 369th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionLargest Black Market: 451st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 579th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 606th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 699th in the region

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