by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 959thLongest Average Lifespans: 970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,413th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gloria Imperii ad Hostium Destructionem
JP the Great
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Emperor PJ

Population25.1 billion

LeaderJP the Great

CurrencyRed Dollar

The Holy Empire of Emperor PJ is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by JP the Great with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.1 billion Emperor PJians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunnydale. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Emperor PJian economy, worth a remarkable 5,601 trillion Red Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,165 Red Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship JP The Great day after day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor PJ's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Emperor PJ is ranked 60,076th in the world and 1,995th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 66.24 insults per minute.

Healthiest Citizens: 959thLongest Average Lifespans: 970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,413thLowest Crime Rates: 1,665thBest Weather: 1,726thHighest Economic Output: 1,836thMost Cultured: 1,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,000thMost Efficient Economies: 2,003rdMost Patriotic: 2,099thTop
Largest Governments: 2,418thHighest Food Quality: 2,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,878thMost Developed: 2,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,913thMost Influential: 4,036thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,048thSmartest Citizens: 4,429thLargest Populations: 4,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,762ndMost Stationary: 6,096thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,860thMost Inclusive: 8,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,312thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,150th
Longest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 228th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 239th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 406th in the regionMost Inclusive: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 451st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 576th in the region

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