The Greater Philippine State of Emperio Maharlika is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Punong Fernando Gabriel Flores with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.992 billion Filipinos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagong Maynila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,908 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, there is something rotten in the state of Emperio Maharlika, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperio Maharlika's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emperio Maharlika is ranked 5,030^th in the world and 4^th in Philippines for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.45 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.