by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 41stSafest: 141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 210th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population28.774 billion

LeaderThe Doral


The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 28.774 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,668 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,261 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 70,290th in the world and 2,604th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,449.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 41stSafest: 141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 210thHealthiest Citizens: 422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 538thMost Developed: 577thMost Stationary: 595thLongest Average Lifespans: 649thHighest Food Quality: 1,088thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,144thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,151stMost Secular: 1,280thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,407thMost Cultured: 1,777thSmartest Citizens: 1,997thMost Influential: 2,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,083rdMost Inclusive: 2,112thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,286thHighest Economic Output: 2,438thLowest Crime Rates: 2,551stLargest Populations: 2,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,167thBest Weather: 3,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,065thLargest Governments: 5,531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,053rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,737thLargest Mining Sector: 7,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,796thMost Efficient Economies: 9,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,301stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,650thHighest Average Incomes: 11,794thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,205thMost Income Equality: 17,440th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 162nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 196th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 243rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 298th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 341st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 366th in the regionNudest: 419th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 479th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 582nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 623rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Emiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Empire of Milkyway Republic.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Confederacy of Auktopia.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The People's Republic of Flaklidard.
  • : Emiton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Interregional Recruitment".
  • : Emiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Border Policy".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Fudgetopia, Soem, Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Kiasu-ism, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, FreeFishers, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Techganet, Erinor, Bergenu, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Sedunn, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, New Briantown, Moreana, North Kanuckistan, Aumeltopia, Beepee, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Cuuldere, Direwolf1, Auphelia, Herbert Island, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, Changolandia, Nowa Europa, Dasko, Maeiland, Unidum, Amerion, PenguinPies, Aurcania, Land Without Shrimp, and 98 others.Drystar, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Lesinteil, Abarri, Bleakfoot, Terran Draconia, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Holy Free, Vardanfel, Marinho Islands, Markla, Shefino, Kandorith, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Myness, Midand, Royaltica, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Myndia, Tepertopia, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Blondiesland, Myhomecountry, Wakandan Tribes, Treir, Holota, Ceutalia, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Truskawkoland, Qawe, Seythennia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Maerist, Western Fardelshufflestein, Doundaly, Gonrati, Freavia, LadyRebels, The United Australian States, Bawkie, Ipugao, Doge Land, Kaoia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, JavaSiege, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Rhetiaa, Eastern Mekong, New Sanet, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Nyxonia, Vicken, The Kies, Anatasha, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Qvait, Laivala, Drew Durrnil, Jehenna, Bjria, Wildweststan, Murelia, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Augusta Tarsatica, Yaravia, Snabahavia, Noimosini, Beausoleil, Taigama, Witchcraft and Sorcery, Shuckle Empire, Flaklidard, Auktopia, and Milkyway Republic.

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