by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 45thSafest: 153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 197th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population27.893 billion

LeaderThe Doral


The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.893 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,498 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,287 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Nevia" t-shirts, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 6,443rd in the world and 205th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,124.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Least Corrupt Governments: 45thSafest: 153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 197thHealthiest Citizens: 416thMost Developed: 583rdMost Stationary: 603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 610thLongest Average Lifespans: 656thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,360thMost Secular: 1,514thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,584thMost Cultured: 1,718thMost Influential: 2,010thSmartest Citizens: 2,139thMost Inclusive: 2,289thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,613thLowest Crime Rates: 2,947thLargest Populations: 3,032ndBest Weather: 3,546thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,820thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,165thLargest Governments: 6,332ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,983rdMost Armed: 9,015thMost Efficient Economies: 9,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,077thHighest Average Incomes: 11,788thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,207thMost Income Equality: 18,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,796th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Armed: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 290th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 347th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 542nd in the regionNudest: 662nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 702nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 793rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 795th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie.
  • : Emiton lost the endorsement of The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie.
  • : Emiton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Emiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, third world countries are rich in "I Love Nevia" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Fudgetopia, Soem, Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Kiasu-ism, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, FreeFishers, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Techganet, Erinor, Bergenu, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Escevola, Volaworand, Sedunn, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, New Briantown, Moreana, North Kanuckistan, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Cuuldere, Direwolf1, Auphelia, Herbert Island, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, The Filippinas, Changolandia, Nowa Europa, Dasko, Maeiland, Unidum, Amerion, and 92 others.The West Valley Mountains, PenguinPies, Aurcania, Land Without Shrimp, Drystar, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Lesinteil, Abarri, Bleakfoot, Terran Draconia, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, The Plebeian States, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Vardanfel, Marinho Islands, Markla, Shefino, Springhollow, Compli, Kandorith, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Myness, Midand, Royaltica, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Myndia, Tepertopia, Brunier, Phanama, Merevane, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Zataras, Alfama, House Ahsanul, Republic of RIP, Rabbitz, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Rotenaplistan, Blondiesland, Qvait, The Imperial Frost Federation, Myhomecountry, Wakandan Tribes, Treir, Holota, Synarion, Ceutalia, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Levistian, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Qawe, Kylania, The Altan, Seythennia, The Imperial Of Notsep, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, Bichedder, Doge Land, NIGHTRAY, Libedistan, Westenhald, Maerist, New Belgrade, Western Fardelshufflestein, Doundaly, Hellafare, Gonrati, Freavia, LadyRebels, The United Australian States, Bawkie, and Ipugao.

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