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Least Corrupt Governments: 42ndSafest: 130thLargest Agricultural Sector: 345th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population31.371 billion

LeaderThe Doral


The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.371 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,366 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,076 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and Emiton recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 112,777th in the world and 5,188th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Least Corrupt Governments: 42ndSafest: 130thLargest Agricultural Sector: 345thHealthiest Citizens: 402ndMost Developed: 539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 550thMost Stationary: 550thLongest Average Lifespans: 592ndHighest Food Quality: 1,062ndMost Secular: 1,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,250thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,301stMost Cultured: 1,557thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,666thSmartest Citizens: 1,701stLowest Crime Rates: 1,860thMost Inclusive: 2,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,091stMost Influential: 2,162ndHighest Economic Output: 2,360thTop
Largest Populations: 2,866thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,142ndBest Weather: 3,366thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,383rdLargest Governments: 4,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,065thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,494thMost Efficient Economies: 8,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,507thNicest Citizens: 11,316thHighest Average Incomes: 11,428thTop
Most Income Equality: 17,344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,526th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 199th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 246th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 303rd in the regionNudest: 362nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 397th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 577th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 667th in the regionMost Patriotic: 729th in the regionMost Income Equality: 769th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 894th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 952nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,090th in the region

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