by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,384th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,530th Highest Poor Incomes: 5,502nd
The Patriotic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Union, iustitia, et confidentiam
Consul of the Republic
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.288 billion

CapitalNew Orleans


The Patriotic States of Eminople is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by DiMartino with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.288 billion Eminopleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eminoplean economy, worth 967 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,980 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBE Governor goes house hunting, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eminople's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Eminople is ranked 159,711th in the world and 97th in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -583.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,283rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,331stHighest Average Incomes: 7,407thTop
Most Developed: 8,930thSmartest Citizens: 9,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,799thMost Cultured: 9,894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,156thLargest Governments: 11,759thMost Influential: 11,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,317thLargest Mining Sector: 13,241stMost Inclusive: 14,294thHighest Economic Output: 14,479thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,241stHealthiest Citizens: 15,332ndMost Secular: 15,377th
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the region

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