by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,704th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
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Emilia the Hero

Population4.214 billion



The Empire of Emilia the Hero is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.214 billion Emilia the Heroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MgRonalds. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Emilia the Heroan economy, worth 183 trillion yen a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,590 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Emilia the Hero's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emilia the Hero is ranked 75,008th in the world and 2nd in Kyoto for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,033.55 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,704th

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