The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.013 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 7,137 trillion Emeseses Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 445,746 Emeseses Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Emeseses officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 260,923^rd in the world and 5,597^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 304.55 milliStalins.