The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.124 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 3,483 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 488,951 Kepengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 219,023^rd in the world and 6,005^th in the Rejected Realms for Best Weather, with -214 Meters Of Sunlight.