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Rudest Citizens: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 397th
The Federal Republic of
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Population10.801 billion

Leaderthe President
Faithall religions


The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.801 billion rakyat Emeseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 4,001 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,459 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 1,639th in the world and 45th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 72,180.8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 397thLargest Gambling Industry: 600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 878thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 907thMost Inclusive: 1,101stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,127thHighest Average Incomes: 1,234thMost Efficient Economies: 1,460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,639thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,666thHighest Food Quality: 1,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,784thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,914thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,295thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,352ndMost Cultured: 2,496thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,844thMost Influential: 3,239thMost Armed: 3,488thHealthiest Citizens: 3,515thMost Patriotic: 3,560thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,571stHighest Economic Output: 3,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,208thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,254thSmartest Citizens: 4,692ndLargest Governments: 4,866thLargest Black Market: 5,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,657thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,797thMost Developed: 8,063rdMost Devout: 8,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,779thNudest: 11,796thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,119thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,230thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,439thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,771stMost Stationary: 15,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,865thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,929thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,434thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,708th
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Armed: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 155th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionNudest: 274th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 302nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 321st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 449th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 645th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 667th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 701st in the region

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