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Largest Retail Industry: 116th Rudest Citizens: 157th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 719th
The United Autonomous Provinces of
Civil Rights Lovefest
One Nation Many Options
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.659 billion

Leaderthe President
Faithall religions


The United Autonomous Provinces of Emeseses is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.659 billion rakyat Emeseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,447 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 153,142nd in the world and 4,902nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 3.25 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Retail Industry: 116thRudest Citizens: 157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 719thLargest Gambling Industry: 791stHighest Average Incomes: 890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,084thLargest Black Market: 1,179thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,434thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,779thMost Influential: 1,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,946thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,319thMost Inclusive: 2,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,068thMost Avoided: 3,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,980thMost Cultured: 5,065thLargest Governments: 5,078thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,479thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,514thSmartest Citizens: 6,885thHighest Drug Use: 7,397thHighest Economic Output: 7,742ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,037thLargest Mining Sector: 8,194thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,473rdMost Devout: 14,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,476th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 215th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 228th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 264th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349th in the regionMost Developed: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 449th in the regionNudest: 461st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Emeseses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Emeseses endorsed The Free Land of Bas Squals.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Emeseses was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 113 » Lederland, Lobraunia, Franluxin, Zavea, Crazy Firemen, MargiBoof, Capitalist Paradise, Aggro, Sarotte, Raj7765, Rubian Empire, Vas Normandy, UKIMAR RBON, Collosuss, Masters86, New Edem, Cecilly, Farrakhan, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Bolian island, Pettlland, Zhavn, Empire of the alder, Euroanatolian Greece, Perfect Sublime Masters, Kijsel, Cyrtenes, The Pacific Caliphate, Maazalik, The Citizens Commonwealth, Republic of edward, Zyonn, Beezertopia, Edgedgie, The Horror Channel, Melon feud, Aqueira, Vroengard mk2, Panormia, Arinteriswith, Romosia, Fam-Friendly State, Heaven Fire, MLGMADDENTRUMP2k16, Yoshiterra, Vampolitik, Sodoma de Soles Rojos, The Vipsind Quathe Islands, OspasiA, Neo-Enlightenment, and 63 others.Aeritania, Xyloqua, Prasydualis, Hollow Forest Pack, Hardscrabble, Isolatia, Andromeda Islands, Alkasia, Unibot III, Centurionis, Enacheland, Killmoor, Hemta, Bogkrovi, The Ardenner Forest, Evilness Islands, Star Kingdom, Morover, Hazardous Space Men, New Mew-land, Loophog nation, Indoeuropaische Lander, Marilyn Manson Freaks, Matonis, Casanas, Lasgana island, Razorback, Florin, Aisyle, Parsiana, Danbourg, Kyorgia, The Land of the Dark Immortals, Singu1arity, Holleynaga, Schylyne, Up Downland, Envisa, Saavir Yuvon, Liberal2day, Pan-Euroasia, Die Suid-Afrikaanse Ryk, Toerana, Goryier, United Yemen Emirate, Gozira, Skenne, Cleateus, Bobdabuilder, Chaos Angels, Burhania, Fauxia, Samsonyte, Rushkaland, National Freedom, South Acren, Ferreo, Arkhane, Egg-Salad, Xhakhaslovakia, The Central American Socialist Republic, Teodorias, and Caltoway.

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