The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.427 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 2,947 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 458,557 Kepengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders the President wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 204,217^th in the world and 5,070^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.