The United Autonomous Provinces of Emeseses is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.659 billion rakyat Emeseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,447 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
- : Emeseses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Emeseses endorsed The Free Land of Bas Squals.
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Emeseses was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in Emeseses, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
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