The United Autonomous Provinces of Emeseses is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.659 billion rakyat Emeseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,447 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 153,142^nd in the world and 4,902^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 3.25 Cheeks Turned Per Day.