Population | 10.801 billion |
Capital | Oonia |
Leader | the President |
Faith | all religions |
Currency | Kepeng |
Animal | chicken |
The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.801 billion rakyat Emeseses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 4,001 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,459 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.
Emeseses is ranked 1,639th in the world and 45th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 72,180.8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Emeseses endorsed
The Grand Duchy of Sachilie.
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Emeseses endorsed
The Holy Empire of Southern Sllehaple Cliannana.
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Emeseses endorsed
The Sultanate of Talibanistao.
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Emeseses endorsed
The Republic of TPGIIAFCSS-A05.
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Emeseses endorsed
The Federal Republic of United States of Evergreen.
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Emeseses, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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Emeseses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
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Emeseses, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences.
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Emeseses endorsed
The Republic of Lux Prima.
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Emeseses was endorsed by
The Republic of Lux Prima.
World Assembly
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