The Community of Emergency puppet 71 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.826 billion Emergency puppet 71ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 71ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,933 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 71's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency puppet 71 is ranked 17,669^th in the world and 3^rd in Emergency Puppet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.69 law-abiding acts per hour.