The Constitutional Monarchy of Emergency puppet 68 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.881 billion Emergency puppet 68ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 68ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Platinums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,769 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, every week is blindness awareness week, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Zebraball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 68's national animal is the Zebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Emergency puppet 68 is ranked 36,610^th in the world and 74^th in Emergency Puppet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.19 law-abiding acts per hour.