Population | 9.683 billion |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Zebra |
The Queendom of Emergency puppet 67 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.683 billion Emergency puppet 67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 67ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,567 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 67's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Emergency puppet 67 is ranked 99,719th in the world and 269th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.75533030752 days.
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- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.