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Most Armed: 5,895thLargest Black Market: 9,839thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,376th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Eh
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Emergency puppet 67

Population9.683 billion

CurrencyPlatinum
AnimalZebra

The Queendom of Emergency puppet 67 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.683 billion Emergency puppet 67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 67ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,567 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 67's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency puppet 67 is ranked 99,719th in the world and 269th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.75533030752 days.

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Most Armed: 5,895thLargest Black Market: 9,839thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,691stTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,364thLargest Mining Sector: 15,985thMost Developed: 16,900thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,296thHighest Economic Output: 20,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,307thMost Devout: 21,237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,345thHighest Average Incomes: 26,041stMost Efficient Economies: 28,079thSmartest Citizens: 28,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 28,920thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,000th
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the region

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  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Emergency puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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