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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,040thLargest Black Market: 7,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,999th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Emergency
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Emergency Puppet 6

Population10.085 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalScorpion

The Constitutional Monarchy of Emergency Puppet 6 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.085 billion Emergency Puppet 6ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.0%.

The all-consuming Emergency Puppet 6ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,349 Deneroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,354 per year while the poor average 27,728, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 6's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency Puppet 6 is ranked 99,658th in the world and 209th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.81848304488 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,040thLargest Black Market: 7,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,999thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,646thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,510thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,151stMost Patriotic: 13,434thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 20,650thMost Devout: 20,670thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,770thMost Authoritarian: 20,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,382ndMost Cultured: 25,702ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,780thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,638th
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emergency Puppet 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Emergency Puppet 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Emergency Puppet 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Emergency Puppet 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Emergency Puppet 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 6, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 6, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 6, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Emergency Puppet 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 6, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.

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