The Holy Empire of Emergency puppet 25 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.179 billion Emergency puppet 25ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 25ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,225 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 25's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency puppet 25 is ranked 44,577^th in the world and 89^th in Emergency Puppet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.92 law-abiding acts per hour.