by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 2,361st Largest Mining Sector: 3,210th Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,817th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Nature does nothing uselessly
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Emergency Contact

Population840 million

Capital911 Emergency Services


The Federation of Emergency Contact is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cynical population of 840 million Emergency Contacts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 911 Emergency Services. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Emergency Contactian economy, worth 60.5 trillion beavers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,986 beavers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Emergency Contact flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, chickens roam the streets freely, and thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Contact's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency Contact is ranked 167,953rd in the world and 176th in Enadia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -175.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Primitive: 2,361stLargest Mining Sector: 3,210thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,817th
Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the region

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