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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th Lowest Crime Rates: 325th Highest Average Tax Rates: 805th
The Fascist Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cymru am byth!
Jahdo Malweadd
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Emerald Ilses Empire

Population10.013 billion

LeaderJahdo Malweadd
FaithThe Duel Hammers


The Fascist Dictatorship of Emerald Ilses Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jahdo Malweadd with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.013 billion Emeraldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deverry. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeraldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,278 trillion Welsh-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 227,603 Welsh-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emerald Ilses Empire's national animal is the ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Duel Hammers.

Emerald Ilses Empire is ranked 104,252nd in the world and 3,502nd in Balder for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 103.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139thLowest Crime Rates: 325thHighest Average Tax Rates: 805thLargest Governments: 845thMost Conservative: 910thMost Devout: 967thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,033rdSafest: 1,246thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,502ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,955thMost Authoritarian: 3,406thMost Efficient Economies: 3,406thHighest Average Incomes: 3,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,886thHighest Economic Output: 4,535thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,664thHealthiest Citizens: 4,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,991stMost Extreme: 7,257thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,040thSmartest Citizens: 9,130thLargest Mining Sector: 12,716thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,409thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,605thMost Developed: 15,456th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 102nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Extreme: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 261st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 410th in the regionLargest Populations: 542nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 549th in the region

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