The Empire of Embajada is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 175 million Embajadans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.6%.

The strong Embajadan economy, worth 10.8 trillion humans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,493 humans, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rubber stamp emojis are the new craze, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Embajada's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Embajada is ranked 79,803^rd in the world and 1^st in Embassies for Everyone for Most Secular, with 17.34 Atheism Rate.