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Largest Publishing Industry: 790thSafest: 921stMost Cultured: 1,362nd
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
In turbine enim pertendit
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Emalania

Population8.504 billion

Capitalternakal kemegahan
Leadermunyori
Faithfreequalism

Currencydakarak
Animalflamingo

The Kingdom of Emalania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by munyori with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.504 billion Emalanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ternakal kemegahan. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Emalanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion dakaraks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,656 dakaraks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many aides in munyori's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, the official Emalanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emalania's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freequalism.

Emalania is ranked 239,666th in the world and 335th in Wintreath for Rudest Citizens, with 6.56 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 790thSafest: 921stMost Cultured: 1,362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,466thMost Inclusive: 1,484thMost Pacifist: 1,586thNicest Citizens: 1,612thLowest Crime Rates: 1,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,960thHealthiest Citizens: 1,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,311thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,591stLargest Governments: 2,839thMost Developed: 3,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,427thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,433rdSmartest Citizens: 3,579thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,697thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,701stBest Weather: 4,996thHighest Average Incomes: 7,186thMost Efficient Economies: 7,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,341stHighest Economic Output: 10,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,270thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,710thMost Influential: 16,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,578th
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, the official Emalanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, many aides in munyori's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, nations that kill an Emalanian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Emalania, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
  • : Emalania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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