Population | 25.741 billion |
Capital | Emailistan City |
Leader | the Chief Executive |
Faith | Decency |
Currency | Unit of Currency |
Animal | Basset Hound |
The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.741 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,435 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 288,874 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.
Emailistan is ranked 93rd in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 850 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, most ambassadors from Emailistan retire only a few years after being appointed.