The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.966 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,700 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 279,603 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chief Executive's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.

Emailistan is ranked 313,849^th in the world and 7,868^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -53.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.