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Emailistan

Population25.741 billion

CapitalEmailistan City
Leaderthe Chief Executive
FaithDecency

CurrencyUnit of Currency
AnimalBasset Hound

The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.741 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,435 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 288,874 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.

Emailistan is ranked 93rd in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 850 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Secular: 42ndMost Inclusive: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rdHighest Food Quality: 56thMost Pacifist: 63rdSafest: 78thMost Advanced Public Education: 80thMost Compassionate Citizens: 83rdMost Cultured: 93rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 103rdHealthiest Citizens: 127thNicest Citizens: 147thMost Rebellious Youth: 150thMost Developed: 151stLongest Average Lifespans: 164thSmartest Citizens: 170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 180thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 272ndBest Weather: 272ndLargest Governments: 303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 309thLargest Welfare Programs: 410thLowest Crime Rates: 1,238thMost Stationary: 1,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,546thHighest Economic Output: 1,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,611thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,304thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,950thLargest Populations: 7,200thMost Efficient Economies: 7,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,696thMost Influential: 12,904thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,389thNudest: 16,954thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,467th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 167th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 301st in the regionNudest: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 320th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 416th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 518th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, most ambassadors from Emailistan retire only a few years after being appointed.

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