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Most Devout: 277th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,581st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,957th
The Judaic-Christian Autocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We March Into History, Singing the Hymns of Old
Protostrategos Kristina Hymenaios
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Elysian Kentarchy

Population9.004 billion

CapitalNeo-Constantinople
LeaderProtostrategos Kristina Hymenaios
FaithEastern Orthodoxy

CurrencyNomisma
AnimalEagle

The Judaic-Christian Autocracy of Elysian Kentarchy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Protostrategos Kristina Hymenaios with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.004 billion Romans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Nomismas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,836 Nomismas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Protostrategos Kristina Hymenaios often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elysian Kentarchy's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Elysian Kentarchy is ranked 21,759th in the world and 2nd in International Northwestern Union for Most Primitive, scoring 59.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,581stTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,506thMost Cultured: 3,190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,416thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,472ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,981stMost Efficient Economies: 4,048thMost Conservative: 6,208thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,983rdTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,520thLargest Governments: 8,953rdMost Authoritarian: 9,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,560thHighest Economic Output: 11,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,780thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,245thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,096th
Top
5%
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elysian Kentarchy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Elysian Kentarchy's influence in International Northwestern Union rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, Protostrategos Kristina Hymenaios often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Elysian Kentarchy, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.

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