The Confederacy of Elyroc is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cory Le with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.736 billion Elyrocians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of columbus. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elyrocian economy, worth 686 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,886 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Elyroc's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elyroc is ranked 23,447^th in the world and 1,285^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,433.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.