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Elykyellek

Population18.087 billion

CapitalKelley City
LeaderPresident Eliza Kierke

CurrencyYellekan Dollar
AnimalTurtle

The Republic of Elykyellek is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Eliza Kierke with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.087 billion Yellekans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelley City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yellekan economy, worth a remarkable 3,084 trillion Yellekan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 170,509 Yellekan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Elykyellek as a reminder of their "special relationship", police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Elykyellek's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Elykyellek is ranked 57,638th in the world and 9th in Osakaland for Most Extreme, scoring 25.64 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 772ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,187thMost Pacifist: 2,076thMost Cultured: 2,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,362ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,723rdNicest Citizens: 2,799thSafest: 2,853rdMost Developed: 2,955thMost Inclusive: 3,123rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,300thSmartest Citizens: 3,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,916thMost Efficient Economies: 4,446thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,477thHighest Economic Output: 4,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,754thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,279thLargest Governments: 5,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,280thBest Weather: 6,645thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,710thLargest Populations: 10,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,392ndNudest: 10,816thLowest Crime Rates: 11,973rdTop
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Most Secular: 18,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,143rdMost Politically Free: 21,502ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,273rdHighest Drug Use: 22,564th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elykyellek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Elykyellek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Elykyellek's influence in Osakaland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Elykyellek's influence in Osakaland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Elykyellek's influence in Osakaland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Elykyellek's influence in Osakaland rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Elykyellek's influence in Osakaland rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Elykyellek's influence in Osakaland rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Elykyellek relocated from The world league to Osakaland.
  • : Elykyellek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.

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