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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,463rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,720thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,746th
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Elvenschoen

Population2.881 billion

CapitalMerzany

Currencybasyarah
Animalprimordial gods

The Grand Duchy of Elvenschoen is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.881 billion Elvenschoenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merzany. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The thriving Elvenschoenian economy, worth 215 trillion basyarahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,945 basyarahs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that an Elvenschoenian woman's work is never done, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Merzany's water use, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Elvenschoen's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Elvenschoen's national animal is the primordial gods, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elvenschoen is ranked 113,251st in the world and 12th in Hiyamashu for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,113.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 12,720thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,746thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,972nd
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elvenschoen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Elvenschoen's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Elvenschoen's influence in Hiyamashu fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Elvenschoen's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Elvenschoen's influence in Hiyamashu fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Elvenschoen's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Elvenschoen changed its national capital to "Merzany".
  • : Following new legislation in Elvenschoen, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Elvenschoen's new capital.
  • : Elvenschoen was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Greenies, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Elvenschoen's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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