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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,488thMost Primitive: 2,067thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,149th
The Magnetic Personality of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May The Leaves of Your Life Tree Never Turn Brown.
Elven King Thranduil
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Elven King Thranduil

Population4.219 billion

CapitalWoodland Realm of Mirkwood
LeaderElven King Thranduil

CurrencySindarin Mirian
AnimalWhite Deer

The Magnetic Personality of Elven King Thranduil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elven King Thranduil with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.219 billion Elves have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodland Realm of Mirkwood. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth 580 trillion Sindarin Mirians a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,566 Sindarin Mirians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Elven King Thranduil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elven King Thranduil's national animal is the White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elven King Thranduil is ranked 91,720th in the world and 74th in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 766.85 milliStalins.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,488thMost Primitive: 2,067thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,310thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,846thMost Devout: 6,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,620thLargest Black Market: 6,764thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,802ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,200thNicest Citizens: 9,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,551stMost Cultured: 9,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,034thMost Efficient Economies: 11,372ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,266thLargest Governments: 13,272ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,028thHighest Average Incomes: 17,275thMost Developed: 17,528thMost Inclusive: 17,710thLargest Retail Industry: 18,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 19,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,578th
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Average: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Elven King Thranduil.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Elven King Thranduil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.

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