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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,209thMost Primitive: 2,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,403rd
The Magnetic Personality of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May The Leaves of Your Life Tree Never Turn Brown.
Elven King Thranduil
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Elven King Thranduil

Population5.087 billion

CapitalWoodland Realm of Mirkwood
LeaderElven King Thranduil

CurrencySindarin Mirian
AnimalWhite Deer

The Magnetic Personality of Elven King Thranduil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elven King Thranduil with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 5.087 billion Elves have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodland Realm of Mirkwood. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth 732 trillion Sindarin Mirians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,047 Sindarin Mirians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, army rations are served on silver platters, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elven King Thranduil's national animal is the White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elven King Thranduil is ranked 28,579th in the world and 35th in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,329.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,209thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,284thMost Devout: 5,799thLargest Black Market: 6,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,953rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,076thMost Cultured: 10,303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,808thNicest Citizens: 11,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,456thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,168thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,141stLargest Governments: 13,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,710thMost Developed: 16,214thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,738thHighest Food Quality: 19,690thMost Inclusive: 19,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,124thMost Stationary: 22,407th
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elven King Thranduil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Elven King Thranduil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Elven King Thranduil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Elven King Thranduil, the military struggles with recruitment.

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