The Kingdom of Elvea-Falasse is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 914 million Elvea-Falasseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The Elvea-Falassean economy, worth 50.4 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 55,144 Hugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is relatively low. Elvea-Falasse's national animal is the Deer.

Elvea-Falasse is ranked 104,498^th in the world and 2^nd in Middle Earth Roleplay for Most Avoided, scoring 2.98 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.