The 4th Republic of Elvatoes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Konstantin with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and public floggings. The democratic, devout population of 1.26 billion Elvatins hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabruha. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The Elvatoesian economy, worth 67.9 trillion Pingoles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,855 Pingoles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the 'sing-a-long with Kaiser Konstantin' album is a popular souvenir, most barbers are also surgeons, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is relatively low. Elvatoes's national animal is the Cow and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Elvatoes is ranked 79,573^rd in the world and 28^th in Kartakis for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,788.61 Standard Monetary Units.