The 4th Republic of Elvato is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Konstantin with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.709 billion Elvatins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cnidine. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elvatin economy, worth 565 trillion Pingoles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,185 Pingoles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Kaiser Konstantin's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elvato's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Elvato is ranked 20,759^th in the world and 26^th in Confederacy of Layem for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,359.88 Tourists Per Hour.