Population | 37.056 billion |
Capital | Romenna |
Leader | Presiding Steward Beregond ArFinn |
Faith | the Church of Eru |
Currency | Romennan Dukat |
Animal | Lynx |
The Royal Confederacy of Eluvatar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presiding Steward Beregond ArFinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.056 billion Eluvatarans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romenna. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eluvataran economy, worth a remarkable 5,612 trillion Romennan Dukats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,447 Romennan Dukats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eluvatar's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eru.
Eluvatar is ranked 46,837th in the world and 11th in Taijitu for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eluvatar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Eluvatar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Eluvatar lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Eluvatar lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
- : Eluvatar lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Eluvatar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Eluvatar's influence in Taijitu fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Eluvatar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Eluvatar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : The Special Fiefdom of Kohr was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Eluvatar, killing 12 million zombies.